what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
- doesn’t know how to tie his shoes
- sucks at dancing
- named his butler after his dog
- that’s all you need to know
where is the lie
Friendly reminder Ciel Phantomhive screamed when he touched a boob…
NO BECAUSE THIS IS JAPAN AND I WANT THAT BIG DUMBO AGFGADFLGMKAD
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
being 20+ on tumblr
my dash knows where its at